Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Jonas Eriksson
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
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As a writer, you owe it to your readers to write on toilet paper. Many writers are too conceited to write on regular paper because they believe they are too good for it. At least they are too good for their own good. If you really want to make a name for yourself, write on toilet paper!

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